So what’s the good, bad, and ugly of the alcohol replacement drinks. I started down this track just after Thanksgiving 2022, and I was surprised by some of the things I’d learned. One is that beer drinkers are in great shape for replacements, the wine is no longer grape juice, and there is actually such a thing as non-alcoholic spirits. There are clearly strides being made in order to replace alcoholic beverages with one-to-one replacements. Its creative, but is it any good.

The results are mixed with some very strong beer alternatives, some wine that is drinkable (that is the best I can say for it), and spirits is still one bridge to far for me to even think of crossing.

Non-Alcololic Beverage Review

Type
Brand
Product/Style
Rating
Notes
Beer
Heinekin
0.0 – Pilsner
5
Undistinguishable from alcoholic version. Best you can get
Beer
Brooklyn
Special Effects, Hoppy Amber. IPA
3
Kind of tastes like a watered down IPA
Beer
St. Pauli Girl
Lager
5
Undistinguishable from alcoholic version. Best you can get
Beer
Becks
Lager
5
Undistinguishable from alcoholic version. Best you can get
Beer
Guinness
Stout
5
I tried to distinguish from alcoholic version. This is smooth and creamy with that fresh taste that is what I think of when I think Guinness. It may be a bit different, but I’d need a blind tasting to really determine if it is identical
Wine
St. Regis
Chardonnay
2.5
It wants to be wine. Good on the tongue but a bit sweet. More similar to a Reisling, and better with food than just drinking socially.
Wine
Ariel
Chardonnay
1.5
Nose is decent but the wine itself tastes watery and a bit off. Doesn’t really taste much like wine. Only drink while eating.
Wine
Ariel
Cabernet
0.5
The nose smells like wine. That is about all I’ll give it. If you’re going to drink it, do so with food. It was very watery, but not grape juice sweet, I found that my bottle formed some clots. Very troubling on the tongue.
Beer
Flying Dog
Deep Fake IPA
3.5
This brew has all of the hallmarks of an IPA, but is what I expect an โ€œIPA Lightโ€ might taste like. Sound like an oxymoron? Yeah, to me too. And thatโ€™s the thing about it. This brew has the bitter hoppy last I expect, and itโ€™s actually pretty good.it also tastes like beer rather than hoppy flavored water. However, its kind of thin. Is it good enough to drink if you want an IPA taste, sans alcohol. However, nobody who likes IPA and is fine with the alcohol will ever pick this over the real thing.
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Perhaps Iโ€™m spoiled by other non-alcoholic beer (although non of which are IPA in style) that tastes just like the real thing. It isnโ€™t bad, its just not particularly good.

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